recap of the whole twitter saga!
watch your back, ze…
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Goodbye because I am done.
NEW VIDEO - ‘Dan and Tyler Being Offensive’
we’re finally together. and it’s much more sexual and inappropriate than we could have ever hoped. please help me out by reblogging this and as usual i’ll stalk some of your blogs to say thanks! :)
I did pincurls last night and I think they turned out pretty good
Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night with a really good idea?
Well, i did last night, and i wrote it down and then i fell back asleep
When i woke up i looked at the paper and it just said “a movie about a man and his adventure to become a woman”
- Recite a poem.
- Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
- Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
- Do a tongue-twister.
- Say something in a different language.
- Share an anecdote.
- Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
- Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
- Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
- Tell a joke.
- What did you have to eat today?
- Talk about something that really scares you.
- Talk about something that makes you happy.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
Girls don’t want boys girls want buckynat to be canon in the MCU.
when u have a character that u tag as “my son/daughter/child/etc” and see someone else who also tags that character as progeny and youre like yes. we are proud parents. how did you sleep last night dear. would you like a cup of coffee. did you hear what our child did this time. they get this from your side of the family.